Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Culture Now, writing essay, mistaking and voting

“Culture Now”, the online social magazine about art, design and media, holds a writing competition about ZEITGEIST, apparently the spirit of the time. Never heard this English word before, thanks. Everything is on a weekly basis there. The topic is announced every week, the following week three finalists are being chosen, then the readers are voting for a week, and then the winner is announced and gets a hundred bucks worth gift card for Apple or Amazon by the way.

There are three finalists this week and one of them is me! Of course there is a story how I found this website, but will try not be distracted today. I am quite pleased that they accepted my participation (sometimes citizenship or location nuances are reasons for rejection), and now, lucky me, I managed to submit. My topic was about design, whether it could save the world.

Now to more (self) important part. Today I clearly see that awful mistake in the very first paragraph of my opus. “Does it worth?” Oh no. Shame on me, shame. Already see all of you seating and scratching your chins, saying something like “Oh poor...”. And I can`t even concentrate on reading the rest of my text and other essays – too overwhelming for the moment...

In such circumstances it is challenging to advertise myself and suggest you to vote. On the other hand, here is where to read and vote (needs registration for voting).

And of course the strongest should be the winner. But maybe we can pretend that mine is sort of an accent? Or maybe I deserve something like “Miss Charming and Grammar mistakes” award? Maybe you like my white helmet? Anyway it is not about the prize – we are speaking BIG here :) That is not about me getting gift cards, but me writing in English, hurrah :) And also interesting to feel this emotion - perhaps something like, for example, a real film director may feel when he is afraid to watch his movie. Mixture of fear and desire to share. So, to cut it short, even feeling a bit weird and awkward now, I confess about the stuff.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

People, lines, TV

My Window view of today –

Perhaps that isn`t terribly obvious on the screen (though possible to click on the picture for the better version), but there is a huge line of people along our building (it`s hidden by cars, fence and limited by picture size). I was out: the crowd - the line - really is huge, all along our cozy side-street, which by the way is called Bolshoy Tolmachyovsky pereulok - Big Tolmachyovsky side-street, where “Tolmachy” is an ancient (and it is a historical area here) Russian word for “interpreters” (they were living here in medieval times).

Anyway, back to the people in line. The white and red-ish building on the left (the first pic) is the Tretyakov Picture Gallery, and next to it (the second pic) – there is a church. Just a typical orthodox church –


Looks bended, but that`s optical –


Car parking is an issue, as everywhere else –



Colorful. Am a bit tired after winter grey dullness of everything, so just enjoying bright colors now –


Tail of the line -


Just for two days – and I found it out only now after inquiring people in the line – some important icon from the Gallery`s storerooms was transported to the Church, for public demonstration. Only for two days, as the icon is deeply in the restoration process and will be returned to the workshops.

Perhaps a crowd of people standing in line creates some energy, and that inspired my colleagues and me with several business-like concepts, never to be implemented though.

- Have you seen, the corner chebourek (*Mid-Eastern fried pasties) shop is closed today?
- Bad luck for them, it`s chilly today. Could be a nice sale. Poor people.
- Who exactly?
- Let`s sell them some tea (*we have an old cooler/boiler thing).
- Microwave something – bet they can eat anything now!
- I`ll write an advert, but who will be walking along the line? Not my strong part.
- What about selling them the right to use our WC?
That sort of ideas…

The line is well organized, with mobile fences. The police person (”millitsya”) makes announcement through megaphone. “Danger zone” written.




Now adding some visual and active effects: small video, showing church interiors and the actual icon. Click www.vesti.ru

Somehow that inspired me to make kind of TV news research on the subject. So the following are several video clips with TV-news. Enjoy the full package: pictures of Moscow (very few), Russian language (a lot, watch the intonation, follow the message), church interiors (goldy). And just watch people on the close-ups – they are real, the ones whom I see every day being one of them.

www.1tv.ru - The wonder icon. The church of Sanct Nickolay in Tolmachy. Hundreds of people. The icon of three and a half centuries old. Came from the gallery for two days, and will be put back on restoration after. All the trouble taken because that is the Easter week. That is one of the main central tele-channels.

news.ntv.ru - As you see from that video, it is difficult to make proper shots of the area – tiny streets, lots of cars and people, so only church temples an be filmed easily. “Malyy Tolmachyovsky” (Small Tolmachyovsky) – the actual location of the church (as opposed to my address mentioned above). The NTV news, playing the human orientated channel, pays quite an attention to some excited woman who speaks religiously.

www.vesti.ru - That is official channel. Serious guy with a somber voice. Stock exchange rates (whether the viewers understand them or not). Some explanation from the “restoration” lady, who is responsible for not spoiling the icon. How the actuall transportation happened: the church stands on the backyard of the gallery, but they still were dealing with temperatures, humidity, that sort of things. Another lady is some specialist in history of art, speaks about the original idea and role of the icon. Icons of that type (representing this particular picture) are supposed to hang above door or gate. This very famous one was once hanging in the church on the Red Square, and somehow became a "miracle" in people minds. The bottom part of the icon is almost disappeared because people were kissing it there. Then - two bosses – director of “Tretyakovka” and the priest. And the speaking girl in the end – I saw her! I was just walking out of the office, aiming to metro. And when she imitates something with her hands (and follows with the text in Russian) – I am actually one meter on her left, walking briskly. My claim for fame :)

Anyway, the main news is that: Spring is finally coming and everything looks a bit more alive -





PS, updated: Don`t know why I called "cheboureky" Mid-Eastern food (perhaps that was something of creative writing). They are totally Caucasian and Crimean thing. Still quite southern... Very thin and deeply fried, with different fillings (meat is original one). Very juicy in the middle and crispy on the outside, and, briefly, just the type of tasty but a bit wrong food.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Easter, drums and parade repetitions

In office now, contracting the contracts and dealing with all sorts of human behavior... Cold outdoors, thought starting to get sunny today as - typical luck - freezing and cloudy week-end over. My Mum visited me yesterday and we were walking all over Moscow, moving from one coffee-shop to another, searching for a warmer place to talk. And no, we didn`t have time nor desire to visit my place with my notorious landladies, so just walking for several hours between her trains.

It was also Russian Easter yesterday. Our Ukrainian and Georgian offices have day-off today (they are also technically Orthodox), but Moscow “never sleeps”, as the proverb says, so job-job-job...

Anyway, about the window (you remember my Window view?!). Drum sounds all day long. And the same is every day now, otherwise I wouldn`t mention this tiny drummy interruption of my life rhythms.

That is the rehearsal of the Victory Day parade. As always it will be on the 9th of May and on the Red Square. So right now, quite a crowd – though a very well-organized one – is marching on the banks of the Moskva river. Maybe it looks more interesting today, but I could only find some past spring pictures (2008). It looks a bit sunnier now, but all the rest should be the same – soldiers marching, officers talking and musicians playing. Enjoy if possible :) (more enjoyment by a click).





And as I said, from my distance (like 300 meters straight) I hear only their drums. Drum-drum-drum...

Saturday, April 18, 2009

Tractor beat, groovy :)

Click the YouTube link. The better part starts from like the 40th second. Have not watched it all, but that made me smile. Cool idea about the drum section :)

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Rambler

The first email I had, and the one I am still actively using, is on the Rambler.ru web portal. When Internet appeared in my life – when being a lawyer in Vladimir I asked my boss to provide me Internet access, which a bit later but finally has totally changed my life – the first advice was to start from “the Rambler”. It was the first Russian language search engine and the first full web portal, with all typical options. There were the first online news I read, and my first email account... Briefly, it was my very first Internet. It was actually not that long time ago (am a late bloomer) - like 2003, and before that… I just had regular life. The Rambler itself appeared in 1996, but who knew?!

Funny enough, it`s only recently I began to understand the word “rambler” in English. I never thought about it as about an English word – it was just some Internet technical term for me. But as life was moving on, once I discovered the actual meaning of the word ‘rambler”. And surprisingly it was not something completely different from me and my way. Rambling around... I went to US in 2004 using my Rambler mail. I was getting my international visas through it. I got an interview for my Moscow job in 2005. I met several very important - for me - people in my life through that web source.

Yesterday the founder of Rambler, Dmitry Kryukov, died in his Moscow office at the age of 48. http://www.computerra.ru

Monday, April 13, 2009

Saratov town, the Volga river, Engels trolleybuses etc

So I am back from the Volga river banks, from good old Saratov.

All was quite kind of adventure, with hectic timing. I had a flight to Saratov and a train back to Moscow. Local airline with budget meal (not that bad in the era of budget flights with no food at all). Local flight attendants, making quite a contrast with international flights. I think it would be better to employ them for international flights – to show the real picture. They are still nice, but also more real, more ordinary.

As for the train – I love them! The farther – the better, though I admit that the neighbors might be a critical moment here. This particular train gave me almost a day of doing nothing and a compartment-mate to chat with. A bit of reading, a bit of eating junk-food, excused under the circumstances, and just freedom of not having to do anything.

There were no time for me digging in museums and cultural life, and frankly speaking I rarely do that, unless it rains hard or something. More often when I am in another town, I am just walking (read: “running”) the streets. Somehow I do believe that this is life – just ordinary people in ordinary situations.

And the following are the pictures of Saratov as it is and as I saw it. Pictures are resized, but not terribly, and by right-clicking on them might be enjoyed even in bigger size.

My window view. The deal was that the hotel is on the bank of the river, but with all my luck I had quite a noisy street to enjoy.


There are a lot of homeless dogs there. The same in Moscow, but local ones looked even less friendly.


The river Volga on the other side of the hotel.


The bridge goes to the town of Engels, named after Engels, which (the town) is famous for making the trolleybuses. Until I was ten, I wanted to be a trolleybus driver, so I know about this town since then. The town got its “German” name not only because such Marx-Engels-Lenin-Red etymology was typical for Soviet Union, but also because historically there were a lot of Germans there (ethnically similar to Mr.Engels). It was even the center of Volga German Autonomous Soviet Socialist Republic, which was existing for several years in the very beginning of the USSR.


Again the Volga. Still ice. Already fishing.


The view from another building, where I was working. The word in capital letters is the city name in Russian ("Саратов", pronouncing "Saratov").


Past and future.




Hate to say that, but the roads are terrible in Saratov. It is difficult to surprise me, because I am “from here”, have seen the stuff and know what`s this all about, but here is a serious reason of why I felt a bit sad. The central street.

That is where people live, and women wear their fancy heals.



A bit of culture, theatrical events pillar.


But kids always manage to find a place to show that actually they feel happy (watching the drawing, showing the family). The father`s figure is a bit detached, but he is wearing such a glamourous pink suit that we`ll forgive the young artist :) Perhaps he works all the time, and the girl (obviously according to the drawing) spends more time with her Mum.


Local advertising is based on visual effects and mobile structures.


This actress was the Russian "Lady in pink" (the piece based on E.-E.Schmitt`s "Oscar and the Lady in pink"). Here is the advert of "Tango forever" play, upgraded by local street artists. She and her theater are from Saint-Petersburg, and sometimes - as all actors, I guess - they go touring in the regions.





Still advertising. The poster on the left says: “Cleanliness of the town is in our hands”. I am seriously thinking that using passive voice in such slogans never looks persuasive. It could better say: “Keep our town clean”, though it still looks quite impersonal.


Using every inch available: the door, the torch, the pipe.



Very popular this season – the Hippopotamus Show (yeap!), glued to every corner. Another sticker with a “favourite” word is a naughty one – “dosug” means “leisure time”, and it`s actually advertising girls and so on… Perhaps the idea was to use English letters not to be prosecuted by police, at least not immediately.


Narrow roads are reasons of regular traffic jams.







The poster says, with all pathetic involved: “Three children mean continuation of a clan. Who will support you in the old age?”. What a play with public opinion!


A depressive poster, supposed to be very ceremonial, with the portrait of the last Russian tsar (king). Even if you wont` believe that a city poster can announce something like that, it says: “There are betrayal, cowardice and fraud all around”. Like a quotation from Nickolay II, should be used in certain circumstances. The resume is: “For faith, king and motherland”. I totally missed the message of the poster, unless it was supposed to be that faith-killing.


A better message, at least more useful: “Do not invest all your savings in securities and stocks”. Actually that is a bank advertisement (the bank name on the bottom), so perhaps fraud is not all around, at least there is some human information.


Just pictures, just a town.







"Monet", the Eiffel tower dreaming...

The phrase before the collapse was "Aiming to the best".







"Versaille", as written :)


More of Saratov









Bakery + police


Police in pink


Not sure but should be some military academy, with the President`s portrait.



The white poster – theatrical. The blue one – the official party poster (“Yedinaya Rossiya is the party of Putin”). Meaning that he is a real leader. No comments.


“64 is the code of politeness”. 64 is the number of Saratov region, for cars registration plates. Ironically the poster stands on the pedestrian street.


The restaurant “Bouratyno”. Russian Pinocchio.


“Unemployment? There is a solution: paid public service”. Men are not the target audience of the message, only women working desperately.


“Join the race for a million”. By drinking beer apparently.



“Want to be noted? Grab a poster in your hands”


“We love Saratov”


The city emblem, coat of arms, represents three friendly sterlets. It is a tasty fish, I have to admit.


I liked this one – the book shop advert, “The reading Saratov”


Typical church stall.


Typical newspapers stall.


Typical music and video stalls.




Books on wheels


Typical fast food stall.


Honestly, there was a hint of melancholy after that visit. Perhaps that`s the typical after-winter lack of vitamin D (read: sun rays). Or I was just tired after using all my energy for participants (there was the training for tutors who had to be cared about on the per diem basis). I felt a bit sad and even made a new hair-cut, hoping to feel better, which helped. Actually it was not that much depression, but also an hour before my train back, anyway... I have a bit of a new look now, with even a fringe :)

To make this place looking more "educational" - reinforcing the obvious, though doubtful English learning part – here is (use the right click to open a new window ) the link to read about Saratov in English.

By the way, Saratov has Marseille as a twin-city, where I am hoping to go soon, though still no visa. As for twin-cities, I always wanted to know how much artificial this term is, and whether people (towns) abroad know about their “twins” in Russia. So if you have any information on the subject, let me know.

"Открыто" on the door means "Open" :)